I am a male stripper . . .

[jpskewedthrone]

You guys have to catch this from jimhines. And as a former employee of a bookstore who actually had to do some serious stripping. . . .

It was not fun. I was sick to my stomach for days and days after the first slaughter. Seriously. I'm sick even thinking about all that spilled paper, all those mangled spines exposed.

*flees with hand over mouth and stomach*

Comments

[fireun.livejournal.com]

(totally unrelated note, your books are in dear. we dont have your current phone number, apparently, so i couldnt call ya)

[jpsorrow.livejournal.com]

Ok, good to know. I won't be in until next Friday though (not this Friday). Hope you guys can hold them that long.

[fireun.livejournal.com]

because we would totally shelve your books, cackling the entire time, if you didnt show up promptly. *snort*

i will put a note on them so people dont keep trying to call you and they will be under the counter

[rugor.livejournal.com]

I've done too much stripping of books in my time to view that image with anything but horror. Sadly I'd just returned from the bookstore when I read that so I'd spent my book budget for the week.

[jpsorrow.livejournal.com]

Book budgets are always so SMALL, aren't they? So depressing.