Question of the Day

[jpskewedthrone]

Do vampires ever go to the dentist? I mean, what about blood sugar levels and such? Why have I not seen a short story dealing with dentists for vampires, or an urban fantasy with the dentist character taking care of vampires?

Discuss.

Comments

[mtlawson.livejournal.com]

::cough::

Um, Josh, I think you've got a hook for a short story, there.

[jpsorrow.livejournal.com]

I thought of this before I posted. But I decided I'd play havoc with magazine editors everywhere, make them wonder why they suddenly get a slew of "Dentist to the Vampires!" stories.